Ok, so I’ve neglected the blog for the entire trip! I was just too tired most days to log on to the internet, nevermind trying to write something. But we are home now, I’m rested, and Sue has been asking me to write about one particular story. I’ll call it Traveler’s Lesson #1: Never ever leave your camera behind. No matter what.
It was our second day at Zulu Nyala Lodge, and Sue was trying to find a place to get a massage. The massage therapist at our lodge was at a 2 week offsite training, so they gave us directions to a local spa instead. I decided to go with Sue to the spa in case they had time to do two massages, and also brought a book to read in the event they were all booked and I just ended up waiting for Sue. Figuring I wouldn’t have any need for a camera at a spa, I decided to leave it in the room to re-charge before the next game drive.
When we arrived at the spa, it actually turned out to be another local game reserve with a one room “spa” and one massage therapist. She only had time for one massage so Sue took that slot, and I was escorted out to the pool area where I could read. As they pointed me in the direction of the pool, the massage therapist casually said, “oh, and there’s a rhino sleeping out there under the tree, so you can watch him”. Ok, that’s pretty cool, I thought to myself - I’ll read and watch the sleeping rhino. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
I flipped the lawn chair around so the back was facing the pool and the front was overlooking lawn and sleeping rhino who was about 250 feet lying under a tree. I never did get a chance to read my book; About 5 minutes after I sat down and was still squinting to try see the rhino in the distance lying down on the opposite side of a tree, I saw three warthogs wander up onto the grass, munching as they came, seemingly indifferent to my presence. Another 5 minutes passed, and I saw some impala (small deer-like animals) scurry hurriedly away from the area. Wondering what they were running from, I watched in the distance and saw two dark, bulky masses moving out of the wooded area and slowly moving towards the lawn. (The lawn area was a little like a flat, grassy orchard although the trees weren’t as organized into neat little rows.) As the two masses moved closer I realized they were a mother and baby rhino walking right towards me.
I sat perfectly still as they walked onto the lawn and paused to scout out the scene. One of the things I’d learned from the game drives was that Rhinos have very bad eye site and rely mostly on their sense of sound and smell to size up danger. Because they can’t really see, they will charge if they don’t know what you are. I figured as long as I didn’t move, they’d see me as part of the scene they just walked up into and feel comfortable.
And I bet you know what I’m thinking right at this moment! That’s right - I can’t believe I left my camera in my room!!! Ugh - a mother and baby rhino right in front of me and no camera!
So I watched them for about 10 - 15 minutes in complete awe at the whole scenario. Here I am with two rhinos in front of me, no car, no fence, nothing between me and them. It was very surreal. Everyone was very happy and peaceful until a gardener came flying around the corner on an loud ATV. The noise really seemed to upset the mother rhino and she started over towards the ATV. At this point, the guy has gotten off the ATV and bent over on the lawn playing with the grass - but the noise of the ATV is still going and upsetting this momma rhino who has now stopped about 30 feet away from the ATV and is staring at this guy trying to figure out what is going on.
At the same time the sleeping rhino has risen and is also disturbed by the ATV. That is when I notice that this one sleeping rhino is actually two, another mother and child pair, and both are now also staring at the guy and the ATV. So this guy looks up and notices four rhinos staring at him, and one is very close and not looking very happy. I wanted to shout, “get out of there, are you nuts” when they guy stands up and actually takes a step forward and tries to shoo the rhinos away! Well, the closest rhino took a small step back, then stood her ground and sort of threw her head, but it was enough time for this guy to jump back on his ATV and boogey out of there and around the corner of the building.
The rhinos seemed placated by his departure, and now turned their attention back to munching on the grass and wandering around the field. Meanwhile, here I am sitting by a pool watching four rhinos, two moms and two babies, wandering around within 200-250 feet of me. At one point, the rhino mom who recently woke up looked in my direction and threw her head and kicked her foot as if to charge! My heart went up in my throat, and I quickly scoped out that I could either jump in the pool, climb a nearby tree, or maybe just run to the other side of the pool for safety. Again, as I remained perfectly still, she seemed to be satisfied with her mere threat, and turned and walked the opposite way and started munching on the grass again. Phew.
Where is the staff to this lovely game reserve, you ask? There were a few people standing around and walking about, but no one seemed concerned, so I figured this might be pretty normal, and decided to continue sitting there to see what would happen.
After another 5 or 10 minutes, two of the rhinos wandered about 100 feet away, directly in front of me, and kept staring in my direction. At this point, I decided it was time to move back to the other side of the pool. So I very slowly got up (and they did watch me closely) and backed out behind the pool to a safer distance.
Then, the baby rhino decided to take a little rhino nap, and layed down on the grass with momma standing right behind him. It was a, you guessed it, picture perfect moment, and of course I didn’t have my camera. Again, I berated myself - never ever leave the camera in the room!! Ugh!
Just when I think it can’t get any better than this, two more rhinos walk out of the woods and up on the lawn! Six rhinos, and this newest pair has the tiniest rhino baby yet - he barely even had a horn and was still tiny enough to be playful, somewhat nimble, and flexible! And he was play charging at nothing - he’d stomp his foot and pretend to stare at something in the distance ready to charge. He was very playful.
Then he gets a little hungry and actually starts to suckle milk from his mother. Need I say it again - another picture perfect moment, and of course, well you know, the stupid camera is in the room! I berate myself one more time to never, ever, leave it no matter where I think I’m going!
Finally, Susie comes out of the massage room. I ran over to her and just said “give me your camera”, grabbed it from her and ran back to snap a few photos of the rhinos.

So, the next time I left my camera in my room, Zulu dancers came into the dining hall and performed for us. Fortunately I was close enough to run back to the room and grab it. Finally, I learned my lesson and the following day brought my camera to breakfast. Boy was I glad, too, because there were monkeys on the deck peering in watching us all eat. I got pics of them!
So, hope this long story helps you remember to always take your camera, no matter what!
Cheers.
Jenn
PS - I’ll be posting pics, including of the rhinos, and will send a link out later this week. It’s going to take a long time to get them uploaded and labeled.